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lomakes:

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River 💫

dweebspace:

“You can’t be a lurker on tumblr.” Yes, you absolutely can. I’ve been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven’t interacted with anyone in years.

annakarenina:

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Barbie (2023)

yellenabelova:

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

unprettyextra:

Standing behind two teens in line for Jamba Juice and one girl turns her whole body to conceal her phone as she googles “best smoothie to impress goth girl”. Love is alive in the mall food court  — Sam Winkler (@ThatSamWinkler) April 28, 2023ALT

furryprovocateur:

“the writer’s strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!” fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it’s only 9:34 am

non-binarystarsystem:

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haha you’re so crazy mulder

ashyslashyy:

ashyslashyy:

ashyslashyy:

idk how my parents can live they way they do. how are you a nine inch nails fan but also homophobic

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what did you think this song was about

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Yeah

moira-odeorain:

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this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

imnotokaythanks:

exmoth:

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THOG MOBILE

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indigobluerose:

bidonica:

kaijuno:

pitbullmabari:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

congruentepitheton:

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

i appreciate brickaday

chaotic good

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.

One of my late grandfather’s friends was called Salami because he used to steal salami and cured meats so I’m seeing a pattern here

Thieves Guild call signs

lykrynos:

can you fucking man up and play toys outside with me

shilol:

feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

johnwickfucker:

johnwicklover1999:

vamprisms:

never enough time in the day to do fuck all

there’s always time in the night to do fuck all

but watch out

lizardsister:

ntrknight:

ntrknight:

die french

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die english

the hundred years war